Bongs of the Dead

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She’s compact, cute, and always down to roll. This kit is your low-effort, high-reward setup. Perfect for gifting, traveling, or just keeping your essentials in one place like an actual adult.

Whether you’re at a picnic, heading to a concert, or hiding from your responsibilities on the porch, this case has your back. It’s great for beginners, seasoned organizers, or that friend who always asks to “borrow” your lighter and never gives it back.

👻 Playback report: You pressed play “just to have something on.” Now the screen’s glowing and you’re spiraling in the best way.

If you like this design... you might also be:

📼 The Rewinder
Keeps rewatching the same scene for no reason. Probably missed the plot but swears it meant something.

🍕 The Halfway Finisher
Starts 3 movies. Finishes none. Can quote all of them.

🛋️ The Hoodie Critic
Has strong opinions. Zero memory of the ending. Will still argue with confidence.

🔦 The Light Leaver
Says they’re not scared. Still won’t turn the hallway light off.

🪦 Warning: May cause forgotten plots, accidental naps, and passionate debates about “underrated classics".

📦 What’s Inside

    ✨ Papers (easy to use + reliable)
    ✨ Filter tips (smooth sessions)
    ✨ Packing stick (your new best friend)
    ✨ Mini lighter (compact & refillable)
    ✨ Grinder (metal — it actually works)
    ✨ Hemp string (for a clean, even light)
    ✨ Tool clip (holds things steady)
    ✨ Paper scoop (keeps it tidy)
    ✨ Toothpick (airflow, pokes, fixes things)
    ✨ Ring holder (hands-free hits)
    ✨ Lip balm (hydration is a must)
    ✨ Storage tube (keeps everything sealed)
    ✨ Comes in our “B*ngs of the Dead" kit case

🎒 Case Size

Approx. 5.00 x 3.00 x 1.00 inches — small enough for your bag, jacket pocket, glove compartment, or wherever your stash lives.

☁️ Good to Know

    ✨ For legal herbal or tobacco use only, no plant materials included
    ✨ Must be 21+ to purchase
    ✨ Ships discreetly
    ✨ Gift-ready and chill-tested
    ✨ Will 100% make you feel more put together than you actually are
    ✨ Lip balm, lighter, and tool clip are random — drop a note at checkout if you’re picky (but no promises)

📦 What’s Inside

    ✨ Papers (easy to use + reliable)
    ✨ Filter tips (smooth sessions)
    ✨ Packing stick (your new best friend)
    ✨ Mini lighter (compact & refillable)
    ✨ Grinder (metal — it actually works)
    ✨ Hemp string (for a clean, even light)
    ✨ Tool clip (holds things steady)
    ✨ Paper scoop (keeps it tidy)
    ✨ Toothpick (airflow, pokes, fixes things)
    ✨ Ring holder (hands-free hits)
    ✨ Lip balm (hydration is a must)
    ✨ Storage tube (keeps everything sealed)
    ✨ Comes in our “B*ngs of the Dead" kit case

🎒 Case Size

Approx. 5.00 x 3.00 x 1.00 inches — small enough for your bag, jacket pocket, glove compartment, or wherever your stash lives.

☁️ Good to Know

    ✨ For legal herbal or tobacco use only, no plant materials included
    ✨ Must be 21+ to purchase
    ✨ Ships discreetly
    ✨ Gift-ready and chill-tested
    ✨ Will 100% make you feel more put together than you actually are
    ✨ Lip balm, lighter, and tool clip are random — drop a note at checkout if you’re picky (but no promises)
👻 Playback report: You pressed play “just to have something on.” Now the screen’s glowing and you’re spiraling in the best way.

If you like this design... you might also be:

📼 The Rewinder
Keeps rewatching the same scene for no reason. Probably missed the plot but swears it meant something.

🍕 The Halfway Finisher
Starts 3 movies. Finishes none. Can quote all of them.

🛋️ The Hoodie Critic
Has strong opinions. Zero memory of the ending. Will still argue with confidence.

🔦 The Light Leaver
Says they’re not scared. Still won’t turn the hallway light off.

🪦 Warning: May cause forgotten plots, accidental naps, and passionate debates about “underrated classics".

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