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What’s your smoke session vibe?
You Got: ✦ High as Mount Fuji
Mood: Peak Chill Altitude
Power: +4 Elevation 🏔️, +3 Cloudwalking ☁️
Type: Air Sign ✦ Daydream Ninja
Warning: Reality may lag slightly behind.
COUCHLOCKEDYou Got: ✦ The High Priestess
Mood: Divine Downloads Only
Power: +7 Intuition 🔮, +3 Smoke Signals 🍃
Type: Mystic ✦ Ritual Chiller
Warning: Side effects may include divine timing.
COUCHLOCKEDYou Got: ✦ Let’s Get Baked
Mood: Sweet & Slightly Delirious
Power: +4 Sprinkles ✨, +6 Softness 🍓
Type: Daydreamer ✦ Dessert Fairy
Warning: You may catch feelings for frosting.
COUCHLOCKEDYou Got: ✦ Bongs of the Dead
Mood: Apocalypse-Proof
Power: +10 Comebacks 🧟, +3 Survival Instinct 🔥
Type: Midnight Toker ✦ VHS Oracle
Warning: May summon smoke circles from the other side.
COUCHLOCKEDYou Got: ✦ Baked-Beats
Mood: Lo-Fi Lounge Lurker
Power: +7 Rewinds 🔁, +2 Cloud Sync 🎧
Type: Retrohead ✦ Aux Prophet
Warning: May spontaneously request the aux cord.
COUCHLOCKEDYou Got: ✦ Baked With Love
Mood: Cozy Oven Glow
Power: +5 Warmth 🥐, +2 Crumb Empathy 🍪
Type: Sugar Infused ✦ Snack Muse
Warning: May crave frosting immediately.
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