Burn Down the Patriarchy
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You're not angry, you're done explaining.
If you like this design... you might also be:
🧩 The Pattern Breaker
Notices the cracks before anyone admits they're there. Understands when tradition turns into an excuse, and knows exactly when to stop playing along.
🌱 The Soft Radical
Speaks calmly, listens closely, and already sees through the surface-level answers. Keeps it composed while questioning everything underneath.
🧷 The Quiet Disruptor
Doesn't make a scene. Doesn't need to. Lets systems reveal themselves, then steps in when patience runs out.
🗂️ The System Reader
Recognizes power dynamics on sight. Knows how things actually move behind the scenes and adjusts accordingly, without waiting for approval.
📦 What's Inside
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✨ Papers (easy to use + reliable)
✨ Filter tips (smooth sessions)
✨ Packing stick (your new best friend)
✨ Mini lighter (compact & refillable)
✨ Grinder (metal — it actually works)
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✨ Hemp string (for a clean, even light)
✨ Tool clip (holds things steady)
✨ Paper scoop (keeps it tidy)
✨ Toothpick (airflow, pokes, fixes things)
✨ Comes in our "Burn Down the Patriarchy" kit case
🎒 Case Size
Approx. 4.25 x 3.00 x 1.00 inches — small enough for your bag, jacket pocket, glove compartment, or wherever your stash lives.
☁️ Good to Know
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✨ For legal herbal or tobacco use only, no plant materials included
✨ Must be 21+ to purchase
✨ Ships discreetly
✨ Gift-ready and chill-tested
✨ Will 100% make you feel more put together than you actually are
✨ Lighter and tool clip are random — drop a note at checkout if you're picky (but no promises)
📦 What's Inside
-
✨ Papers (easy to use + reliable)
✨ Filter tips (smooth sessions)
✨ Packing stick (your new best friend)
✨ Mini lighter (compact & refillable)
✨ Grinder (metal — it actually works)
-
✨ Hemp string (for a clean, even light)
✨ Tool clip (holds things steady)
✨ Paper scoop (keeps it tidy)
✨ Toothpick (airflow, pokes, fixes things)
✨ Comes in our "Burn Down the Patriarchy" kit case
🎒 Case Size
Approx. 4.25 x 3.00 x 1.00 inches — small enough for your bag, jacket pocket, glove compartment, or wherever your stash lives.
☁️ Good to Know
-
✨ For legal herbal or tobacco use only, no plant materials included
✨ Must be 21+ to purchase
✨ Ships discreetly
✨ Gift-ready and chill-tested
✨ Will 100% make you feel more put together than you actually are
✨ Lighter and tool clip are random — drop a note at checkout if you're picky (but no promises)
If you like this design... you might also be:
🧩 The Pattern Breaker
Notices the cracks before anyone admits they're there. Understands when tradition turns into an excuse, and knows exactly when to stop playing along.
🌱 The Soft Radical
Speaks calmly, listens closely, and already sees through the surface-level answers. Keeps it composed while questioning everything underneath.
🧷 The Quiet Disruptor
Doesn't make a scene. Doesn't need to. Lets systems reveal themselves, then steps in when patience runs out.
🗂️ The System Reader
Recognizes power dynamics on sight. Knows how things actually move behind the scenes and adjusts accordingly, without waiting for approval.
She’s compact, cute, and always down to roll. This kit is your low-effort, high-reward setup. Perfect for gifting, traveling, or just keeping your essentials in one place like an actual adult.
Whether you’re at a picnic, heading to a concert, or hiding from your responsibilities on the porch, this case has your back. It’s great for beginners, seasoned organizers, or that friend who always asks to “borrow” your lighter and never gives it back.
controlled burn
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