The Blunt Witch Project
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📦 What's Inside
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✨ Papers (easy to use + reliable)
✨ Filter tips (smooth sessions)
✨ Packing stick (your new best friend)
✨ Mini lighter (compact & refillable)
✨ Grinder (metal — it actually works)
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✨ Hemp string (for a clean, even light)
✨ Tool clip (holds things steady)
✨ Paper scoop (keeps it tidy)
✨ Toothpick (airflow, pokes, fixes things)
✨ Ring holder (hands-free hits)
✨ Lip balm (hydration is a must)
✨ Storage tube (keeps everything sealed)
✨ Comes in our "The Blunt Witch Project" kit case
🎒 Case Size
Approx. 5.00 x 3.00 x 1.00 inches — small enough for your bag, jacket pocket, glove compartment, or wherever your stash lives.
☁️ Good to Know
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✨ For legal herbal or tobacco use only, no plant materials included
✨ Must be 21+ to purchase
✨ Ships discreetly
✨ Gift-ready and chill-tested
✨ Will 100% make you feel more put together than you actually are
✨ Lip balm, lighter, and tool clip are random — drop a note at checkout if you're picky (but no promises)
📦 What's Inside
-
✨ Papers (easy to use + reliable)
✨ Filter tips (smooth sessions)
✨ Packing stick (your new best friend)
✨ Mini lighter (compact & refillable)
✨ Grinder (metal — it actually works)
-
✨ Hemp string (for a clean, even light)
✨ Tool clip (holds things steady)
✨ Paper scoop (keeps it tidy)
✨ Toothpick (airflow, pokes, fixes things)
✨ Ring holder (hands-free hits)
✨ Lip balm (hydration is a must)
✨ Storage tube (keeps everything sealed)
✨ Comes in our "The Blunt Witch Project" kit case
🎒 Case Size
Approx. 5.00 x 3.00 x 1.00 inches — small enough for your bag, jacket pocket, glove compartment, or wherever your stash lives.
☁️ Good to Know
-
✨ For legal herbal or tobacco use only, no plant materials included
✨ Must be 21+ to purchase
✨ Ships discreetly
✨ Gift-ready and chill-tested
✨ Will 100% make you feel more put together than you actually are
✨ Lip balm, lighter, and tool clip are random — drop a note at checkout if you're picky (but no promises)
If you like this design... you might also be:
🧭 The Lost Friend
Knows exactly where they're going… until someone asks.
📹 The Confession Cam
Documents every moment like it's evidence. Somehow always finds the worst lighting.
💤 The Tent Leaver
Said they were just "going to check the noise." Never came back.
🌲 The Group Optimist
Keeps saying "it's fine" even when it's obviously not fine.
She’s compact, cute, and always down to roll. This kit is your low-effort, high-reward setup. Perfect for gifting, traveling, or just keeping your essentials in one place like an actual adult.
Whether you’re at a picnic, heading to a concert, or hiding from your responsibilities on the porch, this case has your back. It’s great for beginners, seasoned organizers, or that friend who always asks to “borrow” your lighter and never gives it back.
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